Ho-Ho-Ho Christmas Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone by Amelia LaRoche

Author:Amelia LaRoche [LaRoche, Amelia]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-1-4645-1094-6
Publisher: Enslow Publishers, Inc.
Published: 2013-09-15T00:00:00+00:00

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The Christmas kittens were cuddled carefully.

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For Christmas I asked for two kittens.

To all of my kin I have written.

How cute they would play;

In my lap they would stay—

But instead I got these blue mittens!

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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Halibut.

Halibut who?

Halibut a kiss under the mistletoe?

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While attempting to squeeze through a garret,

Santa Claus spied a talkative parrot.

Said the parrot to Santa,

“Well, can ya or can’t ya?”

Puffed Santa, “I think I’ll trade cookies for carrots!”

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