Ho-Ho-Ho Christmas Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone by Amelia LaRoche
Author:Amelia LaRoche [LaRoche, Amelia]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-1-4645-1094-6
Publisher: Enslow Publishers, Inc.
Published: 2013-09-15T00:00:00+00:00
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The Christmas kittens were cuddled carefully.
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For Christmas I asked for two kittens.
To all of my kin I have written.
How cute they would play;
In my lap they would stayâ
But instead I got these blue mittens!
Image Credit: Photos.com: Alexey Bannykh
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Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Halibut.
Halibut who?
Halibut a kiss under the mistletoe?
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While attempting to squeeze through a garret,
Santa Claus spied a talkative parrot.
Said the parrot to Santa,
âWell, can ya or canât ya?â
Puffed Santa, âI think Iâll trade cookies for carrots!â
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